come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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