whats a polygalesbian?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level