Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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