his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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