Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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