Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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