drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
