Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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