You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Operation Purity has been aborted
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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