Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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