Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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