Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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