I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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