How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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