Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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