I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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