im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
last night I used snow as a chaser
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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