he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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