I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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