i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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