if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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