Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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