first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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