There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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