I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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