I need help removing her.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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