Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
