You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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