Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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