piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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