in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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