Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dignity is for republicans.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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