i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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