I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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