she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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