apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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