So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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