I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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