can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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