There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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