That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
