I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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