Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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