Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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