The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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