Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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