so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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