i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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