my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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