How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
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