what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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