I'm lost and stupid without you.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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