i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
