Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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